古语伴侣：智慧箴言中的故事

在温泉之旅中，一对情侣从我们身边走过，那男的偷偷瞄了我一眼。我对丈夫撒娇说：“那个男的看了我一眼，怎么办？” husbands自得地笑着说：“没事，我看了他妻子好几眼呢，咱们赚了！”

在家务劳动中，我总能挑出漏洞来。昨天洗完了碗，瞥见妻子拿起不锈钢锅重复地看，还不时点点头。我赶快上前：“怎样，洗得够洁净吧？” wife说：“没注意，我就是照一下头发。”

husband睡不着，我问他怎么了，husband说：“今天老板请我们喝咖啡了。” I say：“你明知道自己喝咖啡睡不着，干吗还喝？” husband说：“不要钱的东西不喝，一样睡不着。”

husbands陪我去看芭蕾舞表演，我发现旁边的人竟然低头睡着了。于是，我推了一下husband：“喂，你看那个男的居然睡着了，太过度了！” husband歪过头对我说：“就为这鸡毛蒜皮的小事把我弄醒，你也够过度的！”

隔邻小两口在打骂，husband想过去劝架，我问他：“人家小两口打骂，你去乱来和什么？” husband："I wouldn't let them fight, or who would stop us when we quarrel in the future?"

闺蜜是个韩剧迷，她丈夫是个球迷。某天晚上有球赛，她俩因为抢电视机遥控器打起来。她一气之下找我哭诉。我问她，“电视遥控器最后归谁啦？" 她边哭边说，“给修电视机的一个老王”。

I tell my wife, "I thought our child was the best gift heaven could give me." My wife replies, "And what about me?" I say, "You are heaven's gift to me."

In buying watermelons together with my wife, a vendor refuses to sell at a discount. I then said to him," Why do you only charge one yuan for each melon while others sell at two yuan?" The vendor retorts,"Why does your wife weigh 150 kilograms while others weigh only 100 kilograms? Wait till I settle this issue..."